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Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Friday, December 5, 2008
On the Bandwagon
I know, I'm a little late, but this is too good not to be immemorialized on my pages. They're all so funny, and actually, so right! Plus, I don't know what it is about Maya Rudolph, but she makes me belly-laugh!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Thought-Provoking (and also hilarious)
I never really gave it much consideration before, but....
This is a pretty well-known picture of a crucial moment from our 2006 ceremony, which took place on the roof of our apartment building in LA due to some traffic-related technical difficulties. Just below Katie's wrist, among the cranes and buildings of West LA, is the Mormon Temple, where a lot of the hoopla's been going on out there. Isn't that a hoot? I want to email this to the Mormon Church and see what they think about it! LMAO!
This is a pretty well-known picture of a crucial moment from our 2006 ceremony, which took place on the roof of our apartment building in LA due to some traffic-related technical difficulties. Just below Katie's wrist, among the cranes and buildings of West LA, is the Mormon Temple, where a lot of the hoopla's been going on out there. Isn't that a hoot? I want to email this to the Mormon Church and see what they think about it! LMAO!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The sorry state of the Republican Party
Heh heh....
Today all the chatter includes nuggets like these....
"Is Sarah Palin the party's last, best hope?"
"Who will lead the party now? Who can be its intellectual leader?"
----"Maybe John Boehner?"
"I think Mitt Romney would have a great chance of getting the nomination in 2012."
Oh, God. They just kill me. Here's hoping it's all true and that this sad-clown cast of characters really constitutes the best and brightest of the Repulican Party.
Today all the chatter includes nuggets like these....
"Is Sarah Palin the party's last, best hope?"
"Who will lead the party now? Who can be its intellectual leader?"
----"Maybe John Boehner?"
"I think Mitt Romney would have a great chance of getting the nomination in 2012."
Oh, God. They just kill me. Here's hoping it's all true and that this sad-clown cast of characters really constitutes the best and brightest of the Repulican Party.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
The New America
A Black dude... more accurately, a multi-racial dude: the product of what some might refer to as "miscegenation".
An Irish Catholic.
A Jewish guy.
Suck on that, KKK!
Actual footage of the crowd I was in on election night!
I managed to find some clips of the crowd I stumbled into after wandering around on election night. What an experience... what unbridled joy.
This was my posse LOL... At this point the cops were moving us out of the Park and some kind of crazy conga line had broken out. The kids in the front were singing to the tune of "This Land Is Your Land", singing "Oh yes we can, oh yes we can... Barack Obama, Barack Obama"and the people in the back couldn't hear and were mostly just singing the regular song. LOL! This reminded me of a kind of strange inverse of when I was in high school choir and if you didn't know the words, you'd just sing "watermelon"!
Heh, this is us at the Christian Science Center Park, enthusiastically butchering the national anthem. Note the poor guy trying to conduct, and I also think you may catch a glimpse of the life-sized Obama cardboard cutout that was crowd-surfing!
Thanks to YouTube user michellezwi for posting these clips of what will no doubt be one of the most memorable events of my life.
This was my posse LOL... At this point the cops were moving us out of the Park and some kind of crazy conga line had broken out. The kids in the front were singing to the tune of "This Land Is Your Land", singing "Oh yes we can, oh yes we can... Barack Obama, Barack Obama"and the people in the back couldn't hear and were mostly just singing the regular song. LOL! This reminded me of a kind of strange inverse of when I was in high school choir and if you didn't know the words, you'd just sing "watermelon"!
Heh, this is us at the Christian Science Center Park, enthusiastically butchering the national anthem. Note the poor guy trying to conduct, and I also think you may catch a glimpse of the life-sized Obama cardboard cutout that was crowd-surfing!
Thanks to YouTube user michellezwi for posting these clips of what will no doubt be one of the most memorable events of my life.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Happy-Making and Angry-Making, all at once.
Rep. Bachmann's Seat in Jeopardy Following McCarthy-ite Allegations The Nation
I, personally, HATE this woman.
I hate her as no good humanist should ever hate another human being.
It's not just that she stands in direct opposition to EVERY thing that I stand for. That, I'm okay with.
It is that she is a foul, putrescent, spewing, hateful, soulless example of a human being, who proudly calls herself a Christian. If the God I once believed in really does exist, she will rot in the lowest of hells.
I mean, ugh, just try watching her on the cable news shows. Give her a chance to make you hate her too. Flippin' Larry King has her on all the time. Seeing them side by side is horrifying: one side of the screen is the most horrifying vision to every part of me which is shallow, and the other side of the screen is the most horrifying vision to every single part of me that isn't.
And now...
She done gone 'n done it.
She was flapping her jaw like usual, probably thought nobody was paying attention, and basically accused all Congressional liberals of being involved in "anti-American" activities and had the gall to suggest that there should be an investigation.
Dumbass. What a throwback to the 50s!
Now she's also started lying about it and claiming she never said such s thing. Hi, there's tape. And some of us losers were watching live as it happened on MSNBC. Sputter, sputter, all you like. The upshot is... her Congressional opponent in MN, a relatively unknown Dem by the name of Elwyn Tinklenberg (you'll remember him now) has received close to a million dollars in new campaign donations since she went on her tirade! Go ahead, Bachmann, get kee-razy. Then you can leave the "secular" public service, and continue giving sermons about being HOT FOR JESUS, fo real do. Can I get an amen?
What I want to know is this.... which part of our national history leads these mental giants to believe that it is conformity that is American and democratic? Or that it is dissent and plurality which are dangerous and anti-American?
Morons. These are our LEADERS!!!!!!!!! Argh!
UPDATE: Even if you want to take my advice and give the estimable Rep. Bachmann an opportunity to make you despise her crazy behind by watching her night after night on cable news, you'll have a bit of difficulty these days. She has quite suddenly lost her prodigious love of appearing before the cameras every dang day and is now in hiding, issuing fevered statements about how she did not say those horrible things that they have video record of her saying live to Americans on the national news... Grand!
I, personally, HATE this woman.I hate her as no good humanist should ever hate another human being.
It's not just that she stands in direct opposition to EVERY thing that I stand for. That, I'm okay with.
It is that she is a foul, putrescent, spewing, hateful, soulless example of a human being, who proudly calls herself a Christian. If the God I once believed in really does exist, she will rot in the lowest of hells.
I mean, ugh, just try watching her on the cable news shows. Give her a chance to make you hate her too. Flippin' Larry King has her on all the time. Seeing them side by side is horrifying: one side of the screen is the most horrifying vision to every part of me which is shallow, and the other side of the screen is the most horrifying vision to every single part of me that isn't.
And now...
She done gone 'n done it.
She was flapping her jaw like usual, probably thought nobody was paying attention, and basically accused all Congressional liberals of being involved in "anti-American" activities and had the gall to suggest that there should be an investigation.
Dumbass. What a throwback to the 50s!
Now she's also started lying about it and claiming she never said such s thing. Hi, there's tape. And some of us losers were watching live as it happened on MSNBC. Sputter, sputter, all you like. The upshot is... her Congressional opponent in MN, a relatively unknown Dem by the name of Elwyn Tinklenberg (you'll remember him now) has received close to a million dollars in new campaign donations since she went on her tirade! Go ahead, Bachmann, get kee-razy. Then you can leave the "secular" public service, and continue giving sermons about being HOT FOR JESUS, fo real do. Can I get an amen?
What I want to know is this.... which part of our national history leads these mental giants to believe that it is conformity that is American and democratic? Or that it is dissent and plurality which are dangerous and anti-American?
Morons. These are our LEADERS!!!!!!!!! Argh!
UPDATE: Even if you want to take my advice and give the estimable Rep. Bachmann an opportunity to make you despise her crazy behind by watching her night after night on cable news, you'll have a bit of difficulty these days. She has quite suddenly lost her prodigious love of appearing before the cameras every dang day and is now in hiding, issuing fevered statements about how she did not say those horrible things that they have video record of her saying live to Americans on the national news... Grand!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Uh-huh.....
What'd I say?
That's right, baby, the Dow about doubled its best day ever in terms of point gain.
Nasdaq and S&P both increased about 10%.
Guess I missed my calling as a financial analyst.
My prediction: a slight decrease tomorrow. Nothing to worry about... Market elasticity. Hang in there. And if you still want in, plenty of cheapies.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
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Posted by jabarri12stacks in response to a YouTube viewer who called Obama a "monkey"
Friday, October 10, 2008
Hey Sarah Palin
If you haven't seen this.... well, you should. It made me laugh and laugh.
Thanks Kristen!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Ode to Sean Hannity - by John Cleese
Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
this is going viral and pretty funny so I thought I'd throw it in here.
Courtesy of Andrew Sullivan
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity
this is going viral and pretty funny so I thought I'd throw it in here.
Courtesy of Andrew Sullivan
Monday, October 6, 2008
Heart of Darkness
Andrew Sullivan just posted a bit about Conservapedia's hideous entry on Obama....
And the site is now unavailable. I was looking at it a moment ago, and it either crashed due to traffic or was pulled for revision.
Way to go, Andrew, you crazy wanker!
And the site is now unavailable. I was looking at it a moment ago, and it either crashed due to traffic or was pulled for revision.
Way to go, Andrew, you crazy wanker!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Hee
Obama refers to McCain/Palin attacks as "hoodwink", "bamboozle", "okey-doke"
Taking a page from the Folksiness Playbook?
Taking a page from the Folksiness Playbook?
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